What exactly is your definition of granny socks? I don’t wear granny socks. I wear socks that are appropriate for men to wear under their trousers. What on earth? My rear is not… ‘uke’ or even relatively like a potato. It’s in quite fine condition, actually. Spain ought to be jealous.
Feel free to leave questions for me, as well.
I may be an old tea drinker, but I’m not senile yet.
soincrediblyvantastic asked: What's your favorite thing about Arthur? :D
Is this thing on....?
Right, okay. Olá. My name…well, my name’s not really that important to you. To the majority of the world, be they wikipedia users or educated men, I am the Republic of Portugal. People apparently have some questions to ask me and Inglaterra—that’s England, my best friend—so I suppose we’ll do our best to answer them. Or not. We’ll see. So…I’m...